Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Grapes

I know what you're thinking... Mmmm... I love grapes. I do too, but don't be fooled. They are tricky and can choke you if you're not careful. I didn't choke on one today, probably because I didn't try to eat one today. But I have choked before, and it's scary. I'm not trying to frighten you, I just want to protect you... our reader.

Try eating raisins. They're grapes... minus the water. But the best thing about them is their size. Tiny. You can't choke on tiny. It's just sad that they taste nothing like a grape. A price we must pay for safety, I guess.

Robby

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