DLP and Christie

I'm not sure if you realize this... but there is one thing that you are guaranteed to see every time you go to a movie at Rave Motion Theaters (and maybe some other theaters out there). It could be the thing I get most excited about when planning to view a newly released motion picture. It could be. Probably isn't. But there's always that possibility. Its a glorious storm of light and sound which rushes all around you preparing you for the experience ahead. An amazing introduction to two of my closest friends... DLP and Christie. Though overlooked by most, Jeremiah and I have begun ushering in these stars of the show with a rousing chant. At least we're planning to. So far its just me getting really excited and encouraging the people around me to get pumped about the arrival of these overshadowed gems. All we'd advise you to do is, right after the completion of movie previews, begin chanting "Don't Lick Potatoes" or any other phrase that is an acronym for DLP. Some suggestions:

Dried Leaves Pray
Dumb Little Puppies
Dainty Ladies Party
Dogs Love Pretzels
Dirty Laundry... Pew! (This one takes some practice)
Dead Llamas Procrastinate
Dripping Lava, Pretty (On a similar level of difficulty as "Dirty Laundry... Pew")
Die, Luke Perry
Danger: Lustful Pandas!
D@#! Left-handed People (Not recommended)
Don't Leave Papaw!!!

Feel free to use any of those.

Immediately following the appearance of DLP, begin to inform those around you of Christie's impending arrival by saying or chanting her name. Note: She really likes to be cheered for once she's fully spelled her name.

Enjoy your next movie, and remember what we've told you. DLP and Christie can get pretty angry if you don't please them.

Making movies all the more enjoyable,
Robby and Jeremiah