Thursday, October 4, 2007

2 Minute Song Review - Britney Spears "Gimme More"

Rolling Stone review:

"With the release of her new single "Gimme More" one can't help but believe that Britney is finally on top after all these years. No song since "Blue (Daba Dee Daba Die)" has demonstrated such diverse and emotionally engaging lyrics. The song effortlessly glides along as it forces you to slip into a tight pair of black panties, a sparkly bra, and a trance while stumbling around aimlessly. Ranked the #1 song in America based on iTunes sales, "Gimme More" (More commonly referred to as "Gimme, Gimme More" by true Britney fans) is a perfect example of how refined our nation's musical taste has become. Give us more, Britney. Please Lord, give us, give us more."

3 comments:

dwight castle said...

oh my word, this is amazing. i definately dumped my pants this time. gimme more daddy.

Jennifer said...

i love this blog. sheer ridiculous brilliance.
i also saw a bunny suicide calendar in a store today and thought of my friend robby who handles maggoty kitten carcasses.

dwight castle said...

you guys suck kinda. update soon, im wasting away.