Thursday, November 29, 2007

Things to ask MWS

Thats Michael W. Smith for all you who are out of the loop (we're pretty sure the W. stands for "Wizard"... not positive yet, though).

So, Jeremiah might be eating breakfast with MWS tomorrow morning. I say "might" because I'm not sure yet if he's being serious with me. We'll see. Anyway, we think it necessary to make a list of the things he needs to ask MWS in the course of their time together. The list is:

"Did the competition between you and Sandi Patti (also Sandy with a "y" Patti for a period) ever wear on you?"

"What kind of whiskey were you drinking when you wrote "Friends are Friends Forever"?"

"Will you come down to Birmingham with me and my friend Robby and eat some french toast at Demitri's?"

"How upset were you when you were told you would not be playing the part of Danny Tanner on the hit show "Full House"?"

"Will you listen to this rough demo of Robby Stone and sign him?"

"How are you handling your success as a rockstar in North Korea, especially since they are currently an enemy of the United States?"

"How do you feel about the major changes taking place in the NASA program in Huntsville, AL?"

"What are your thoughts about Winn Dixie not actually getting better all the time?"

"Has your intolerance to virgin pina coladas decreased in the past few years?"

"How are you handling the claims by the general public that you are the reason for the recent decline in the sale of Cabbage Patch Kids?"

"Considering koala bears are quickly headed toward the endangered species list, why do you continue to hunt them?"

"What would you say to those who think your $1 million donation to the "Bring Polio Back to the US" campaign is somewhat questionable?"

"Diane Sawyer recently stated that "Dante's Peak" is not the greatest movie ever made. Your thoughts?"

We should have the answers to these intriguing questions for you shortly. It's guaranteed to be mildly interesting.

Hoping we truly will be "friends forever,"
Robby

4 comments:

Caleb said...

thank....seriously, thank you.

Sarah and Jeremiah said...

i was gonna say that i dont think anyone reads our blog anymore, which is really sad cause that was funny. thanks for the one comment though caleb.

Danielle said...

i still read your blog.

i even laughed at the debt video AND shared it with friends (who also laughed).

michael w. smith is playing at my church on december 8. i'll see you both here for that incredible night of "my best days were in the early 90s" talent.

although even in the early 90s, my mom and i never really jumped on the MWS bandwagon.

i love and miss you both.

Jo said...

Well, now I'm going to lose my job for laughing so hard that snot flew out of my nose and landed on my Dell flatscreen.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

go west, young man...






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